Slippers or Slappers?

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, %26quot;Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?%26quot;


%26quot;No bother,%26quot; he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy%26#039;s two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.


%26quot;Hello dere girls, your Da%26#039; sent me up here to shag ya both.%26quot;


%26quot;Fook off you liar!%26quot;.


%26quot;I%26#039;ll prove it,%26quot; Murphy says.





So he shouts down the stairs, %26quot;Both of them, Paddy?%26quot;





%26quot;Of course, what%26#039;s the use of fookin%26#039; one?%26quot;

Slippers or Slappers?
thanks for the laugh mate!!!





What do electric trains and breasts have in common?


They%26#039;re both intended for children but it%26#039;s the fathers that end up playing with them.
Reply:fecking funny mate nice1
Reply:haha funny, but that would soo suck lol
Reply:funny
Reply:I like this one.
Reply:That is brilliant mate it%26#039;s made my day :D
Reply:PMLOF, that was class...............it%26#039;s just a pity that some people on here are so goddamn boring with no sense of humour have to make negative comments!
Reply:so funny..
Reply:Why does everything have to revolve aroued sex???


You can make good jokes without having to use sex. It requires something call wit.
Reply:ha ha, i love that.. i think its witty and funny,,, pat yourself on the back...



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